Welcome To Ethan Land
Thank you for flying ShattuckAir!
Tourist Attractions:
The Bouncing Ball: A great restaurant based on the movie; The Bouncing Ball, An Epic Tale About A Ball's Life.
The Bat Caves: This is where the bats live. Here is a movie based on what you will see there.
Spiderman: That's right! We've got our own superhero- Spiderman! And here he is!
Golf: Don't get mad! Here's a movie to make you feel better if you lose at one of our many golf courses.
Jesse's Mind: Here is a behind-the-scenes documentary based on what goes on inside the mind of our mayor, Jesse Justice.
(These movies were created by the town welcoming commitie's own Ethan Meyer, which were made with Flash.)
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Read About Ethan Land:
Ethan Land is a city on the Island of Shattahattahutti. Colonized by Ethan Meyer in 2005, Ethan Land has been a popular vacation spot ever since Mr. S, the famous celebrity who played Bosco "Good Attitude" Baracus on The S-Team, went there on vacation. The natives of the island were originally the Mr. Shattucks, strange people who taught Ethan to type fast using their primative programs, such as Notepad. After that, Ethan became friends with the natives, who also taught him to arrange his words with Micarosofeta Wordpad, (Micarosofeta being the line of products developed by their greatest ruler, King Bill Gatahatsah) edit pictures with Macaromediaha Fireworks, (Macaromediaha being the strange martial art) create animated movies with Macaromediaha Flash, create websites with Macaromediaha Dreamweaver, and create spreadsheets with Micarosofeta Excel. After finally gaining the trust of the natives, he invaded the land with troops from the mainland of LACES, and taught the natives about casinos, which caused them to leave their land to begin construction.
Other Tourist Information
Vintage Classic Car Rentals: Rent an old fashion automobile to take you aroung in your roadster, exotic, and more. And for a limited time only, you won't need to drive! That's right, each car comes with a chauffeur. (The Vintage logo was created by Ethan Meyer, owner of Vintage Car Rentals.)
Excelent Information Pages
Read About All the Things African American's Did First In Ethan Land
That's right! African Americans did several things for the first time in Ethan Land. (This spread sheet was created by the town historian (Ethan Meyer) using Excel. He also created the sheet below this, things women did first in Ethan Land.)
Read About All the Things Women Did First In Ethan Land
Women also did some things first in Ethan Land as well. (To read about how this page was created, see above.)
Car Accident Reports For the Overcompulsive
Just in case you're car-accident-aphobic, police chief Ethan Meyer created this list of car accidents to make you feel more safe and secure, just the way you should be.
Tourist Trinkets Manufacturing Rate
Model Toys Inc. created this spread sheet to show you the rate of toys produced in case you want one to take back home. (Spread sheet created by Ethan Meyer, assistant to Ethan Meyer, owner of Model Toys Inc.)
The most popluar resteraunt is the Mesa Cafe, so they gladly posted their sales rate to show you their popularity. (Ethan Meyer, owner of Mesa Cafes, created this page.)
Other Words of Wisdom
Marina Bay Business Club Meeting
The Marina Bay Business Club (MBBC) posted this page of their last meeting's minutes in case anyone wanted to join. (Created by Ethan Meyer, MBBC secretary.)
Joe Harrington's, the Head Doctor at our Hostpital, Certificate
Joe Harrington has been awarded with many...awards, but his favorite above all is his employee of the month paper. (Typed up by Ethan Meyer, hospital secretary.)
Camp Piney Ridge is our best camp for kids. Need a place to dump your load? Look no further! (Created by a counsler, Ethan Meyer.)
Note From Ethan Meyer, Town Founder
Ethan Land is my child. And as some people may know, children teach you things. My favorite thing my child taught me was to type faster than I ever could imagine. Just because of it, typing is now Ethan Land's favorite pastime. I started off with the basics such as: fdsajkl;. Then I moved on to more advanced styles such as: rewquiop. And then of course is the spacebar. My favorite key, it's always there for me. It makes a space whenever I need to start a new word, and a space when I need to start a new paragraph. After mastering the spacebar, I moved on to words, including rat, mat, sat, and cat. After a while, my master gave me a typing-in-the-dark test, in which I typed words when I could not see anything. They ended up looking like this: rat would be tat, the would be het, and cool would be ciil. Needless to say, I was not ready. But he did not give up. He gave me the link to a website where I typed paragraphs. And now, whenever I close my eyes I can type: rat, the, cool.
